What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:37

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.